So, Cardano’s bleeding today. Yeah, real surprise there. Meanwhile, the cofounder’s out there stirring the pot, talking about long-term hope and all that jazz. It’s like watching a soap opera-except the main plot is whether ADA will actually do something or just keep farting around. 😒
Charles Hoskinson, who’s basically the guy with the plan-or maybe just the plan to keep talking-is hinting about XRP support in the Lace wallet. Because, apparently, interoperability is the new buzzword, right? XRP, ADA, Bitcoin-soon all in one big happy wallet. If that doesn’t scream “momentum,” I don’t know what does. 🤑
And get this: the chart’s showing a symmetrical triangle breakout. Wow, a triangle! If only everything in life could be so predictable. Traders are whispering about ADA going back to its glory days in 2021-above $3. Yeah, because past performance is totally indicative of the future. Way to bet on that! 😂

An analyst just confirmed this pattern breakout, which means we’re all supposed to get excited. Or maybe just confused. Either way, folks are talking about a run back to $3. Like we didn’t hear that one before. Remember, resilience in a volatile market-fancy words for “it might go up or crash and burn.”
And if that’s not enough, Hoskinson’s spilling the beans about the Leios upgrade. Apparently, this upgrade will make Cardano the “safest, fastest, and most powerful blockchain in the world.” Right. Because nothing says “secure” like a tech upgrade announced on Twitter. If it actually happens, maybe it’ll be the real deal. Or just another thing to hype until it flops. 🤷♂️
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2025-08-25 17:32