Sam Altman Wants to Buy Chrome if Google is Forced to Sell – OpenAI’s New World Domination Plan

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Well, well, well. Sam Altman, the CEO of OpenAI, recently shared his master plan for the future of the company. And guess what? It involves a lot of money, some questionable decisions, and possibly buying Google Chrome. Yes, you heard that right. Google Chrome, the browser that’s been with us since the dawn of time (or at least since 2008), might just be on the market, and Altman’s not ruling out a cheeky acquisition if Google’s antitrust troubles get serious. Can you imagine? OpenAI taking over the web browser game? Talk about power moves! 😎

During a cozy little dinner with The Verge journos in San Francisco, Altman revealed his enormous ambitions for OpenAI. He spoke of huge infrastructure investments, new business ventures, and an endless appetite for expansion. Oh, and let’s not forget-he mentioned the possibility of a brain-computer interface company that might rival the good ol’ Neuralink. Sure, because we all need to plug our brains into machines. 🧠💥

And of course, Altman had some thoughts on the latest release of GPT-5. Turns out, things didn’t exactly go according to plan. In fact, Altman admitted, “We totally screwed up some things.” But hey, no biggie! Demand shot up, API traffic doubled, and ChatGPT smashed daily user records. Who’s counting, right? 😂

With over 700 million weekly users (quadruple from last year, mind you), OpenAI is clearly on fire. Altman boldly predicted that, in the not-too-distant future, billions of people will be chatting with ChatGPT every day. Is this a sign of impending doom or the dawn of a new era? You decide. 😱

As if that wasn’t enough, OpenAI plans to spend billions (or maybe trillions-who’s counting?) building data centers to keep the AI growth train rolling. Because, apparently, that’s what it takes to keep the AI world domination dream alive. 💸

But, wait-there’s more! Altman threw in the possibility of OpenAI getting into the browser game if Chrome suddenly becomes available. He said, “If Chrome’s actually gonna sell, we should take a look at it.” Oh, Altman, you sly dog. 🤔

And just to top it all off, he warned about the current “AI bubble,” where inflated expectations could lead to some awkward moments down the line. But, don’t worry-he still thinks AI is “the most significant thing to occur in a very long time.” No pressure, though. 😅

As for his own future, Altman mused that maybe, just maybe, in three years, an AI program might be running OpenAI instead of him. Because, of course, that’s where we’re headed. Who needs humans when you have a self-aware AI making the big decisions? 🤖

If Altman’s grand vision actually takes shape, it could change not just OpenAI’s future, but the entire tech landscape. Get ready for the AI revolution, folks. It’s coming for your browser, your brain, and probably your entire life. 🎉

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2025-08-15 23:02