In the shadow of London’s gilded towers, where the cogs of capitalism squeak louder than ever, Coinbase’s Brian Armstrong dared to pluck a discordant string. His crime? A jingle so cheerful it mocked the dirge of inflation gnawing at the bones of the working class. 🎶💀
The Ballad of ‘Everything Is Fine’
Picture this: a song titled “Everything Is Fine” croons about “no troubles, no complaints” while the screen weeps with images of broken homes and rat-infested alleys. A satire so sharp it could slice through the fog of denial clouding Whitehall’s corridors. 🎭💸
But lo! The British TV networks, guardians of decorum, smothered the ad like a fart in a phone booth. Armstrong, ever the provocateur, quipped: “If truth is banned, perhaps it’s true.” A paradox worthy of Orwell, if he’d written punchlines instead of dystopias. 🗣️🚫
“Censorship: the sincerest form of flattery.”
Politicians fumed, calling it “anti-British propaganda,” while Armstrong insisted it was merely a mirror held to the festering sores of global finance. “We’re not here to roast Tories,” he declared, ignoring the elephant in the room sipping tea with Farage. 🐘🍵
Crypto: The New Religion
Armstrong preached crypto as salvation, a digital messiah for the masses shackled by “outdated” fiat systems. Meanwhile, 44% of UK adults juggle poverty like circus seals, and the Treasury debates blockchain in glacial time. 🐢🏛️
Experts sigh as Britain dithers, “promising regulations like a drunk promises sobriety.” The EU and U.S. sprint ahead; Westminster waltzes in treacle. 🏃♂️🏁
So here we stand: a banned ad, a starving populace, and a CEO who thinks Bitcoin will fix what Thatcher broke. The only certainty? The machine grinds on. 💸📉
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