Ethereum’s Moon Mission: $7,500 or Bust? 🚀💸

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Oh, honey, grab your popcorn 🍿 because Ethereum (ETH) is about to throw a party and you’re all invited! According to the crypto oracle himself, Benjamin Cowen, ETH is gearing up to hit a new all-time high in the next few months. Yes, you heard that right—new highs, darling! 💃✨

In his latest “let’s pretend we’re all financial wizards” session, Cowen spilled the tea to his 917,000 YouTube subscribers (yes, he’s that popular). Apparently, Ethereum has finally gotten its act together and formed a “higher macro low,” which is basically crypto-speak for “it’s time to shine, baby!” 🌟

“For ages, I was like, ‘Ethereum, you’re a mess,’ because it was bleeding against Bitcoin like a bad breakup. But now? Now it’s all grown up and ready to slay. New all-time highs? No later than December, sweetie. Mark my words.” 🗓️💅

And if you think that’s wild, wait till you hear this: Cowen’s crystal ball says Ethereum’s market cycle top is coming before January 2026, with a price tag of up to $7,500. Yes, seven thousand five hundred dollars. Let that sink in. 🤑

“So, let’s say Ethereum goes full Beyoncé and hits a new high in the next 5 to 6 months. We’re talking $5,300 to $7,500, thanks to this fancy ‘butterfly effect’ thing. Basically, it’s like Ethereum’s doing the cha-cha to the top, and then—boom! Bear market. But who’s thinking about that now, right?” 🦋💃

The “butterfly effect”? Oh, it’s just a harmonic pattern that Cowen’s been obsessing over, predicting a cycle top followed by a bear market. Because, you know, nothing says “fun” like a rollercoaster of emotions. 🎢😅

At the time of writing, Ethereum’s chilling at $3,499, up 3% in the last 24 hours. Not too shabby, but let’s see if it can keep up the drama. 📈🍷

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2025-08-04 15:22