In a spectacle that could make a goldfish blink twice, Metaplanet, the daring financial juggernaut, has splurged an eye-watering $53.7 million — yes, you read that correctly — to acquire a hefty 463 additional Bitcoin. This extravagant purchase has propelled their digital treasure chest to a grand total of 17,595 BTC. Surely, even the most die-hard skeptics must wonder if these folks are chasing rainbows or just trying to outwit the market’s unpredictable dance. Meanwhile, critics might whisper that piling up these digital tokens is like trying to fill a bottomless well, but who’s counting? With such unwavering confidence, Metaplanet seems to believe Bitcoin is the new gold, or perhaps the secret recipe for eternal youth or unlimited power—only time will tell. 😂📈
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2025-08-04 08:52