Oh, another DeFi trend? How original! While everyone’s busy trading crypto indexes and temperatures, Clearmatics is here to remind us that nothing says “innovation” like betting on inflation data. 🤡
These “forecast markets” are basically futures contracts for things that aren’t even assets. Bet on CPI? Sure, why not. Just don’t expect a refund if the economy collapses. 🧠💸
Clearmatics is launching this on Autonity, a blockchain so “soon-to-go-live” it’s basically a time machine. And don’t worry, the Autonomous Futures Protocol will definitely be 100% secure. 🤷♂️
“Forecast Markets will take the DeFi and TradFi space by storm,” says Autonity. I’m sure they’ll be as reliable as a weather forecast in a hurricane. 🌪️
Why should CPI, unemployment, or power demand be just macro data?
On Autonity, these time-series become tradeable markets.
– Build your thesis.
– Take a position.
– Settle transparently.— autonity_ (@autonity_) July 26, 2025
Polymarket’s already dominating this sector? Oh, great. Now Clearmatics is here to make it “more formal” like a spreadsheet with a fancy font. 📊
The crypto derivatives industry is “heated up” now? Please. It’s just a bunch of people trying to monetize their opinions. And if you don’t like the outcome? Too bad. 🤷♀️
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