Okay, so CoinStats says *all* the cool crypto kids are down today. Like, everyone. It’s basically a digital pity party. 🥳
BTC/USD
Bitcoin (BTC) decided to take a 3% nap today. A nap…in the form of a price drop. Very relatable, honestly.😴
Apparently, it’s hovering near something called “local support” at $114,518. Which sounds… reassuring? Like it’s just leaning against a wall. If it falls *below* that, brace yourselves. Tomorrow might bring a visit to the $114,000 neighborhood. It’s like crypto real estate – location, location, location.
Longer term, it’s messing with $115,226. If it breaks free, prepare for a thrilling descent to the $112,000-$114,000 range by the week’s end. It’s… dramatic. I’m starting to think Bitcoin has a personality. A very moody one.
Midterm review: BTC keeps failing to “fix above” $119,482. Which I guess is a crypto thing? If the week ends poorly, we could be looking at a trip back to $112,000. Look, I’m not a financial advisor. I just watch a lot of cable news. 🤷♀️
Currently, Bitcoin is at $115,577. So, you know, do with that information what you will. (Probably nothing. Definitely nothing. Don’t sue me.)
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2025-07-25 19:06