Ah! Behold, the illustrious Monsieur Sun, founder of Tron, shall soon ascend to the heavens aboard Blue Origin’s New Shepard rocket! A noble endeavor, or perhaps a desperate ploy to escape Earth’s gravity—or his own controversies? Only time shall tell.
In 2021, he secured a seat via auction, parting with 28 million dollars to fund 19 charities. Yet, a scheduling conflict—read: a cosmic rendezvous with destiny—prevented his attendance. One wonders if the universe itself conspired to delay his grand debut.
Now, he joins an ensemble of adventurers: Arvi Bahal (real estate savant), Gökhan Erdem (business tycoon), Deborah Martorell (meteorologist with a penchant for high altitudes), Lionel Pitchford (philanthropist), and J.D. Russell (venture capitalist). Together, they shall traverse the Kármán line, where the air grows thin and the bananas grow absurd.
Billionaires and Bananas: A Tale of Two Extravagances
Blue Origin, ever the purveyor of celestial whims, announces this as their 14th human flight. By the time it concludes, 76 souls shall have danced beyond the Kármán line. A veritable ballet of billionaires and bananas!
Forbes has crowned Monsieur Sun as one of crypto’s most “outspoken” figures—a title as dubious as a moon landing in a tricycle. He now joins the ranks of William Shatner, Katy Perry, and Gayle King. One might say, “What a curious company!”
From Sculptures to Stolen Art: A Farce in Five Acts
This spring, Sun sued David Geffen over a Giacometti sculpture, claiming it was stolen and swapped for art and cash worth 65.5 million dollars. A tale so convoluted, it could rival the plot of a Molière play—were it not written by a man who once ate a $5 million banana.
Allegations of forged documents and fake lawyers abound. Geffen’s team calls it “bizarre and baseless.” One suspects they forgot to add “and utterly bananas.”
In November 2023, Sun purchased a banana—yes, a mere fruit—from Cattelan’s “Comedian” series. But lo! In a fit of gastronomic audacity, he consumed it on stage. A performance so bold, even the critics applauded with empty hands.
He then vowed to buy 100,000 bananas from the street vendor who first provided the fruit. A gesture so generous, one wonders if the vendor will now launch his own banana-based cryptocurrency. 🍌💸
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2025-07-23 03:04