Trump Sheds $135M in Secret Crypto Shuffle While No One’s Looking 👀💰

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In the shadowplay of money and ambition, the Trumps have danced their ritual once more—only quieter this time, as if muffled by velvet drapes in a Moscow winter. Somewhere between the long dusk of June 8 and the brooding dawn of June 19, the ownership stake of DT Marks DEFI LLC, Trump’s own wandering dacha on the icy steppes of crypto, fell from 60% to a modest 40%. The move made such little noise it could’ve slipped past the Kremlin’s cats. 🐾

Language trembled on World Liberty’s website—not in a shout, but a faint flutter, like a poet changing metaphors under threat of censorship. Thus, the world remained blissfully unaware (except, of course, for everyone who reads fine legal print for sport). Secrecy, like vodka, runs thick in these veins; deals conducted under a table set for czars, with the public left to nibble stale croutons of speculation. 🥶

World Liberty appeared in September 2024, promising a “financial revolution.” The tokens, like unsellable breadlines, stood in wallets without the possibility of escape. All the power was in Trump’s hands—or rather, under his matryoshka of LLCs. With a sweep, 30% went to his sons—Donald Jr., Eric, and Barron—proving family inheritance is the world’s oldest blockchain.

By the turn of the year, Trump’s clutch loosened, from 75% down to 60%. Some persistent court monitor (probably with a Dostoevskian melancholy), sniffed out hints of impending sales, though the details were more elusive than Russian summer. Not a whisper in the press, just sighs and restructuring.

Then, the inauguration glow: $200 million in tokens sprinted into wallets in 24 hours, overtaken by $550 million by March—each coin, perhaps, heavy with secrets. The saga thickened when World Liberty minted their own dollar-tethered stablecoin, USD1. Not content with domestic intrigue, the president of the UAE waltzed in, tossing $2 billion into a crypto exchange as nonchalantly as tossing breadcrumbs to doves. 🕊️

June 5th saw another player—Circle—tripling its worth on the stock market, as if the laws of capitalism were written in Cyrillic. By such feverish math, World Liberty, if similarly blessed, might reach $1.7 billion. A mere 20% sold off could net $190 million—enough, perhaps, for Trump to afford a dacha where nobody bothers him with questions. Just $135 million in his own pocket; a small rainy-day fund for the next thaw. 🏔️

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2025-06-19 18:14