Bitmain, Canaan, and MicroBT—the three horsemen of the Bitpocalypse (and, as far as anyone can tell, the reason every basement in New Jersey hums like a confused bee colony)—have packed their chip-laden bags for the US, according to some poor soul at Reuters, who probably now dreams in acronyms. 🤖
Why the sudden continental hop, you ask? Blame it on the epic tariff tango set off by President Trump: a dazzling performance in the international economy ballroom, where import fees on Chinese goods waltzed dramatically from “sort of annoying” to “do not pass Go, pay 100%-plus.” Now they’re stuck at 25%, like a boy wizard who forgot the incantation to get down from the roof. 🧙♂️
The annual Sorting-Hat-For-Silicon survey (otherwise known as an April study from Cambridge) revealed this: Bitmain conjures up 82% of all Bitcoin mining ASICs, MicroBT pulls 15% out of various hats, and Canaan—bless their little soldering irons—manages 2%. This, if your abacus is handy, rounds up to 99% of the entire planet’s supply. In the kingdom of jargon, these three are basically feudal lords, only with more circuit boards and fewer plagues.
To quote a study that absolutely does not exaggerate: “The digital mining hardware market exhibits an oligopolistic structure, with the top three manufacturers—Bitmain, MicroBT, and Canaan—commanding over 99% market share.” If you control 99% of a thing and you’re not a Bond villain, you’re doing it wrong.
Geopolitical Strutting on a Blockchain Stage
Global networks have a way of tangling themselves in geopolitics like a novice knitter with a ball of angry cats. Bitcoin, naturally, is no exception. Jaran Mellerud, CEO of Hashlabs Mining and someone who probably can calculate the block reward in his sleep, pointed out in early April that those shiny new tariffs might send US demand for Bitcoin mining rigs on a nose dive that’d make Icarus blush. (Spoiler: his wings were made of optimism.)
If you follow the money—and, more importantly, the ASICs—the smart (or at least panic-driven) move is to sell gear elsewhere at yard sale prices. But no: thanks to a surging US crypto scene, our three hardware overlords instead chose to set up shop stateside. Mostly, it seems, to avoid having to explain to their accountants why profit margins look like a ski slope. ⛷️
Can the US match China’s chip-churning prowess, or will it end up reinventing the silicon wheel at California pricing? Stay tuned—same block time, same block channel.
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2025-06-18 14:22