Blockchain Group’s Crazy Bitcoin Hoard: More Coins than Common Sense!

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So, here we go again. The Blockchain Group, not to be confused with your average group of friends, just went ahead and scooped up 182 bitcoin for a measly $19.65 million. Yes, you heard that right—$19.65 million! Now they’re sitting on a grand total of 1,653 bitcoins, which, by the way, is around $171.36 million. It’s like collecting Monopoly money but with none of the fun! 🎲💰

Now get this: they’re bragging about a BTC yield of 1,173.2% year-to-date. Seriously? Who’s keeping track of these numbers, a room full of cats? And oh, a casual gain of 469.3 BTC, equating to €43.8 million YTD. You know what they say, “money talks, but it also has a tendency to disappear faster than your friend’s last slice of pizza!” 🍕

This extravagant shopping spree was made possible by a delightful mix of convertible bond issuances. We’re talking €3 million from some fancy place called UTXO Management for a paltry 31 BTC, and let’s not forget Moonlight Capital adding another €4.6 million for 48 BTC—who named these companies, anyway? Are we in a sci-fi movie? 😏

Keep your eyes peeled: Ludovic Chechin-Laurans pitched in €2.4 million for 25 BTC, while TOBAM threw in a whopping €6 million for 62 BTC. And because it wouldn’t be a proper acquisition without a touch of mystery, they turned BSA 2025-01 into 2,980,092 ordinary shares, which enabled them to snag 16 BTC for just €1.5 million. Easy peasy, right? 😂

The Blockchain Group, now the proud owner of more bitcoins than I’d care to count, is still trying to convince us that they’re just casually advancing their data intelligence, AI, and decentralized tech strategies. Who believes this stuff? It’s like saying you’re planning a ‘serious’ relationship with a guy who still lives with his parents.

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2025-06-18 12:10