Bitcoin’s Fortress and Doge’s Circus: Crypto’s Bizarre Day

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Crypto Chaos: Dogs, Shibs, and Quantum Shields—Oh My! 🐶🚀🤖

In a universe where bytes clash and fortunes flicker like candle flames in a storm, U.Today delivers the spectacle of the day. Grab your popcorn, comrades—truth is stranger than fiction, and often funnier.

155 Million DOGE Flies Into Robinhood’s Den — What’s the Story? 🐕💰

Whale alert, folks! Yesterday, an anonymous leviathan decided to toss a colossal 155,000,000 DOGE into Robinhood’s lap— worth a cool $30 million or so. It’s like tossing a whale into a swimming pool for a quick splash. The cryptic whale probably just wanted to see if Robinhood can handle the jump; maybe it’s a ‘sell’ or a ‘show off,’ who can say? Price blushed 4.6%, hopping from $0.18674 to $0.19535, because mere mortals can’t resist a little drama. Dogecoin chases the stars—7.97 million holders now teasing 8 million, a mere 30,000 away because why not? Ethereum and Bitcoin are still leading, but DOGE is catching up, probably just for fun. Currently, DOGE is trading at $0.2026, up almost 6%, because what’s life without a little up and down? 🎢

Shibarium Skyrockets 7,154%—And Somehow, That’s Not the Craziest Part 🚀🐕

Meanwhile, Shiba Inu’s layer-2 platform, Shibarium, decided to outdo itself with a 7,154% surge in daily transactions! Yes, in just five days, from 63,820 to a mind-boggling 4.63 million. Looks like someone woke up and decided, “Hey, let’s make blockchain history—or at least break the record for most transactions in a week.” During the recent market lull—profit-taking, macro worries, you know the usual—Shibarium’s activity stagnated, probably napping. Now, it’s awake and roaring with 1,225,512,216 transactions, in a network that sounds more like a busy New York street. Doge and Shiba Inu holders are growing like weeds, with SHIB wallets hitting 1.5 million—technically just 0.011% of the world’s population, but hey, every little bit counts, right? 🐾

Michael Saylor’s Take: Bitcoin’s Bubble or Fortress? 🤔💥

In the grand theater of crypto, Michael Saylor stands firm—like an old soldier who’s seen it all and still refuses to surrender. On the Jordan B. Peterson Podcast, he reminisced about how 2020 turned him into a Bitcoin believer. We’re talking pandemic panic, half a billion bucks in his pocket, and a dilemma—real estate? Stocks? Gold? Nah, Bitcoin became the chosen one. Why? Liquidity, fungibility, resilience—all the buzzwords! And just when you think it’s all just digital dust, Saylor drops a bomb: “Bitcoin is the most anti-fragile and indestructible thing in the world.” Even quantum computers, those future genius supercomputers, can’t crack its code—at least, not the math backbone that makes Bitcoin Bitcoin. It’s like a digital fortress with a math shield, and no, quantum villains, you are not invited. 🔒💻

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2025-06-11 19:25