Oops! Fintech Gig Hits $22M – The Money’s Bigger Than Your Meme Budget! 🤑💥

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Oops! Fintech Gig Hits $22M – The Money’s Bigger Than Your Meme Budget! 🤑💥

In a plot twist worthy of a Hollywood sequel, our beloved startup, Noah, just raised a staggering $22 million! Led by those fancy folks at UK-based LocalGlobe, with extras like Felix Capital, FJ Labs, and some angel investors—because apparently, angels need a bit of startup juice to get off their cloud. ☁️💸

And hold the phone—big names like Joe Lonsdale from Palantir (yes, THAT Palantir, the one with the conspiracy theories), David Helgason from Unity (the gaming folks who make sure you don’t get bored), and Alexander Matthey, the former CTO of Adyen—are all in this financial circus. Even Tom Stafford from DST Global jumped on the bandwagon! 🚀✨

Adyen Veteran Joins the Party — Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Comeback? 🎉

In a move that screams “We’re serious,” Noah just hired Thijn Lamers, a real Adyen superhero, to be their co-founder and president. Confirmed by Fortune, because hey, Fortune loves a good story—think of him as the Fintech Batman, ready to save the world (or at least your online wallet). 🦇💼

Thijn’s been around the block, having helped scale Europe’s biggest fintech dragon, and now he’s here to build a “regulatory-compliant payments backbone”—whatever that means, but it sounds fancy enough to make regulators blush. 🧱💳

Bridging Fiat and Stablecoins — Because Why Not Have Your Money and Eat It Too? 🍪💰

Noah’s mission? To be the “regulated gateway” between boring old fiat cash and the shiny, stablecoins of the future. They want to make your payments as smooth as butter, whether you’re on a web browser or a mobile device—because who doesn’t love to click and pay? 🖱️📱

Thanks to all that cash and brainpower, Noah is aiming to be the backbone of digital money’s next great adventure—like the Lego set of the financial world, but with fewer tiny pieces and more big dreams. 🚧💸

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2025-06-11 05:38