Holy Bitcoin, BlackRock?! 🤑

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Oy vey! BlackRock’s iShares Bitcoin Trust (IBIT), it’s makin’ a
mishigas
in the headlines! $70 billion in assets? That’s a lot of
gelt, faster than you can say “bagel and lox!”

341 days, folks! That’s all it took! Eric Balchunas from Bloomberg says
it’s five times quicker than that old
fuddy-duddy
gold ETF. What took them nearly 1,700 days? They must’ve been
shlepping!

BlackRock’s IBIT: We’re Number One! (Oy, Is That Good?)

IBIT is the most popular of the Bitcoin ETFs. Fidelity and Grayscale are
trailing behind with their measly $20 billion. What are they, chopped
liver?

All these new Bitcoin ETFs, thanks to the SEC finally giving the green
light. Took ’em long enough! Now everyone wants a piece of the Bitcoin
kreplach!

IBIT grabbed over $1 billion in just four days! That’s faster than my
bubbe can pinch my cheeks!

By November, IBIT was bigger than BlackRock’s gold fund. Gold? Feh! Bitcoin
is the new gold, baby!

Bitcoin ETF Market: It’s Alive! ALIVE! 🤪

December, sch December! IBIT hit $50 billion faster than you can say
“gefilte fish.” BlackRock’s other ETF took four years? They should be
ashamed!

James Seyffart from Fortune Magazine says IBIT’s growth is
meshuga! The fastest ETF ever? Unprecedented! It’s like a
tsunami
of money!

Bitcoin’s price is going up, up, up! $111,900! All the Bitcoin ETFs together
have over $134 billion. It’s enough to make you plotz!

Bitcoin pulled back a bit, tested $100,000. But don’t worry, it’s back over
$108,400! It’s like a
schvitz
in a sauna, then a jump in the cold pool!

Up 2% and 4%! Bitcoin’s ready to make new highs! After a little
plotzing, it’s ready to go again!

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2025-06-10 14:51