Michael Saylor’s Strategy Snags 1,045 More Bitcoins – Because who doesn’t love a good piggy bank? 🐷💰

In a move so bold it could only be described as “insane”—or “brilliant,” depending on your coffee level—Strategy has just gone on a Bitcoin shopping spree! They’ve bought a whopping 1,045 more BTC for the tiny sum of $110.2 million. Yeah, that’s right, just a cool hundred ten million—because why not? 🤪

This means their total treasure chest now holds a gargantuan 582,000 BTC—enough to make Scrooge McDuck cry into his gold coins. As of June 8, 2025, these shiny digital coins are valued at a hefty $70,086 each, bringing their total investment to somewhere north of “Hey, look at that pretty number!” 🚀

All in all, they’ve spent around $40.79 billion—because who needs a beach house when you can own a digital mountain? And folks, year-to-date, Strategy has made a modest 17.1% return on their Bitcoin stash, proving once again that in the world of crypto, patience and a lot of caffeine are the real heroes. Or villains. It’s complicated. 😅

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2025-06-09 15:58