Shocking Twist: President Milei Cleared in Libra Scandal – You Won’t Believe This!

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Well, well, well! The Anti-Corruption Office (AO) has decided that President Javier Milei is as innocent as a puppy in a room full of shoes. Apparently, he didn’t break any ethics laws while promoting Libra, the meme coin that launched in February and promptly crashed harder than my hopes of a quiet weekend.

Investigation Finds President Milei Did Not Break Ethics Laws by Promoting Libra

So, here’s the scoop: one of the first investigations into our dear President Milei’s little Libra escapade has wrapped up. The probe, which was ordered by Milei’s own administration (because who doesn’t love a good self-investigation?), concluded that he didn’t break the “Ethics in the Exercise of the Public Office” law. You know, the one that’s supposed to keep politicians from acting like they’re in a reality show.

According to the Anti-Corruption Office, since Milei used his personal account to tweet about Libra, he was just a regular Joe, not the President. I mean, who knew that tweeting from your couch could be considered a private citizen activity? 🙄

In a stunning revelation, the document stated that personal social media accounts “cannot be considered channels for disseminating information or official decisions of the State simply because they are used by public servants.” So, if you’re a public servant, feel free to tweet about your cat’s new haircut without fear of repercussions! 🐱✂️

Oh, and let’s not forget about Sergio Morales, the former advisor to the National Securities Commission. He’s been cleared of any wrongdoing too! It’s like a free pass for everyone involved in this crypto circus. 🎪

And guess what? The office found no connections between Milei and the masterminds behind Libra’s launch, including Kelsier Ventures and a few other names that sound like they belong in a superhero movie. So, no benefits for Milei from this promotional act. Just a regular day in the life of a politician, right?

The report echoes what Milei has been shouting from the rooftops since day one: “I did nothing wrong!” He even compared it to gambling, saying, “If you go to the casino and lose money, it’s your problem.” Well, that’s one way to look at it! 🎰

But hold your horses! Estimates suggest that tens of thousands of people were affected by the Libra meme coin disaster. Meanwhile, other investigations are still chugging along in Argentina and the U.S. It’s like a never-ending soap opera, and I’m here for it! 🍿

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2025-06-09 10:57