Well, darlings, it appears that Tesla is sitting pretty on a delightful little pile of 11,509 BTC, which, if my calculations are correct (and they usually are), amounts to a staggering $1.27 billion! 💸
And just when you thought Bitcoin was taking a leisurely stroll, it has gallantly surged back above the $110,000 mark! This little jaunt was, of course, aided by President Trump’s rather theatrical decision to delay those pesky EU trade tariffs. Who knew politics could be so… profitable? 🎭
Ah, Tesla! The darling of the investment world, making headlines with its audacious $1.5 billion Bitcoin investment back in the glamorous days of early 2021. Despite the market’s dramatic ups and downs, they’ve held onto their BTC like a cat with a particularly juicy mouse. 🐱💼

With Bitcoin’s recent price appreciation, it seems Tesla is once again basking in the glow of unrealized gains. How positively thrilling! 🎉
And let’s not forget the delightful timing! With institutional interest growing, ETF inflows pouring in, and political shenanigans afoot, Bitcoin is having its moment in the spotlight. If this momentum keeps up, Tesla’s crypto strategy might just be the talk of the town once more! 🥂
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2025-05-26 13:16