The Amazing Plan to Snatch 5% of Bitcoin! 🚀

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Hold onto your hats, folks! Jack Mallers plans to gobble up a gobstopping 5% of Bitcoin! 🧐

In a twist that makes your eyebrows do a little dance, Jack Mallers—yes, the fellow who runs Strike—whispered to a gasping world that his company, with a bit of help from its shiny buddy Tether, might be eyeing a shiny slice of the Bitcoin pie. And not just a nibble. No, no! They’re talking a big, fat 5% chunk. That’s enough Bitcoin to make even a dragon go green with envy. 🐉

Will Strike Really Snag 5%?

In an interview with Pete Rizzo, Mallers gave a sly smile and said, “Use your imagination, right?” Think big, they say! He practically hinted they could be hoarding up to 1,000,000 Bitcoins—that’s right, a million!—like a squirrel hoarding nuts for the winter but with shiny digital coins. What a fancy, ambitious plan! 🎩

🚨 BREAKING: Jack Mallers is plotting to snag up to 5% of all Bitcoin — that’s a million BTC, folks! 🫨

Imagine that! The world’s biggest digital piggy bank.

— The Crypto Times (@CryptoTimes_io) May 21, 2025

Mallers also dripped a little wisdom about the experience and magic that Strike and Tether bring to the crypto circus. “We’ve got lessons, experience, and a dash of greed,” he juggled. “It’s gonna be really interesting, I tell ya!” Besides plotting world domination, he hinted that they’d like to do a whole lot of good—maybe buy everyone a giant candy store? Who knows! But don’t hold your breath; details are as secret as a squirrel’s hidden acorn.

So buckle up, Twitterati! The crypto world just got a whole lot more interesting—and a bit more nuts! 🥜

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2025-05-22 00:37