Bitcoin Stocks Soar: Who Said Mining Was Boring? 😂🚀

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Bitcoin-mining stocks finished Friday on a high note, with Applied Digital shattering expectations—a dazzling 22.18% jump just because… why not? 💥

Bitcoin Miners Rally Amidst Chaos—Because Opportunity Knocks When You’re Not Looking!

Applied Digital outdid itself, soaring over 22% to close at $6.83—truly impressive for a company that probably dreams of becoming a digital gold rush hero. Bitdeer Technologies followed with a respectable 10.63% gain at $15.19, while Hut 8 Corp. crested nearly 10%, ending at $17.13—because why not add a little excitement? 🎢

IREN Limited climbed roughly 8.52%, and Riot Platforms, that lovely company, nudged up 5.17%—probably celebrating their survival in the wild west of crypto mining. Cleanspark, MARA Holdings, and Galaxy Digital added modest gains—because sometimes slow and steady wins… well, at least a few pennies. Northern Data AG kept it flat, probably pondering life’s greatest mysteries, or at least the mining difficulty. If you peek at the weekly chart, Applied Digital leads with a sparkling 28.62% rise—proof that sometimes, patience (or luck) pays off. ✨

Source: bitcoinminingstock.io

IREN Limited nearly doubled down on the weekly gains, jumping about 12%. Galaxy Digital recorded an impressive 11.29% bump, probably because they remembered they own some assets. Hut 8 gained around 10.37%, and Core Scientific strutted ahead more than 9%. Meanwhile, Bitdeer, Riot, and Northern Data played it cool with gains ranging from 5% to 7%, possibly hoping no one notices their modesty. 📉

But hold your mining hats—2025 hasn’t been kind to everyone. Year-to-date, Northern Data still drags with a 38.42% decline—proof that not all that glitters is gold. Bitdeer is down nearly 30%, and Core Scientific lost 23.27%. Others like Hut 8, IREN, Riot, and Applied Digital remain in the red—probably wishing they’d taken that crypto investment in a different lifetime.

On a brighter note, Galaxy Digital shines brightest—up 29.26% YTD, proving that even in gloomy times, someone’s got the silver lining. Cleanspark also managed a modest 6.18% gain this year, because slow and steady might just outpace the chaos. The market’s doing its dance—testing patience and resilience, with a little humor, sarcasm, and a lot of volatility. 🎭

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2025-05-17 20:57