Out in the digital wildlands, Metaplanet got it in their head to rustle up fifteen million dollars’ worth of bonds, not a whiff of interest in sight. Zero percent, like a desert dried up in July. Why? To pile more Bitcoin on their already-laden wagon. If you think that’s wild, you’re not wrong. Somewhere, a banker clutches his pearls. 😂
Now, folks on the porch might say this is the financial equivalent of betting the farm on the taste of next year’s peaches. But Metaplanet’s riding this burro straight into cryptocurrency country, where dreams are spun from code and hope rides shotgun. All this to beef up their balance sheets and strut a little harder in the blockchain rodeo.
So saddle up and hang on—it’s gonna be a bumpy ride, but boy, the view is something.
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2025-05-13 09:23