Stop the presses! The TRUMP meme coin dinner contest is done, kaput, finito! Top 220 winners: check your inbox. Everyone gets NFTs, except maybe the salad. Oh, and brace yourselves—because apparently, this is just the *“Next Era for TRUMP.”* Just what we needed: another era.
Sure, there were whispers (and tweets, and smoke signals) about corruption and political shenanigans, but who cares? The market is eating it up! TRUMP meme coin rocketed nearly 50% this month, which is almost as high as my cholesterol after a state dinner. Don’t worry: if you’re thinking of dumping your TRUMP tokens, there’s a *financial reason* not to. (It’s called blackmail, but with a nice suit.)
Meme Coin Holders Prepare for a Dinner Yuge Enough for Trump
Three weeks ago, President Trump announced the Gala Dinner prize for biggest meme coin hodlers. Result? Chaos! Pandemonium! The kind of excitement you usually only see when someone yells “free cake!”
Official account just dropped: contest is closed, dinner’s in 10 days. Don’t forget your forks—or your lawyers. Check out this official quote:
“The First $TRUMP Competition is officially over! Details and what’s next for $TRUMP Below:
If you were in the top 220 on the leaderboard, check the email you signed up with for details on the Dinner with President Trump as soon as possible. There will be background checks that…”
— TrumpMeme (@GetTrumpMemes) May 12, 2025
Turns out, the predictions from the wiseguys in the community were right. Trump was minting NFTs before it was cool (or legal, depending who you ask). At this Gala, everybody on the leaderboard gets an NFT, no matter how low you score—talk about participation trophies! Top 220? You get even more NFTs. (Call now, supplies are endless!)
If you don’t sell your TRUMP coins before the big dinner, you score a super-exclusive “Diamond Hand” NFT on Solana. Yes: Hang onto your assets, or else! The meme coin team is working harder than a Times Square hawker trying to keep you from selling early. And let’s be honest, the only thing riskier than crypto is a lawsuit—which Trump might catch, depending on how many “favors” those private firms bought with their TRUMP coins.
Didn’t win? Don’t pout. Just hold—because more shenanigans are coming! The official statement says…
“But that’s not it…the beginning of the Trump REWARDS POINTS PROGRAM for TRUMP starts NOW! Connect your wallet to start earning points for what’s to come. DIAMOND HAND Holders will also give you more TRUMP REWARDS POINTS! The Next Era of TRUMP will be announced at the dinner! See you there,” the competition’s managers claimed. (Is it multi-level marketing if there are more levels than the White House?)
And if you think there’s no insider trading, you also think Trump’s hair is real. Back in February, LIBRA promoter Hayden Davis tipped that previous dinner guests got dibs on buying TRUMP early. (Lucky them!)
What’s next? Trump Bucks? Trump Chewable Vitamins? No one knows, but with this crowd, expect anything—maybe even dessert. 🍰🇺🇸😂
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2025-05-13 01:15