The ledger tells its tale, cold as Siberian frost. In the grey year of 2025, the bureaucrats at “Strategy”—as if mocking with their name—threw $1.34 billion down the ever-hungry maw of Bitcoin. For this, they received precisely 13,390 coins, each purchased at the delirious sum of $99,856. One wonders: is this fiscal heroism, or just the next chapter in the endless comedy of modern finance?
The abacus (or, as these days, the Excel sheet) shows: yield stands proudly at 15.5% for the year. A yield! One can almost toast with a tin cup in some remote camp for such results.
By May 11, 2025, the hunger had not ceased. The number of bitcoins swollen to 568,840, purchased at a “bargain”—if you ask the party clerks—for $39.41 billion, with each coin costing a mere $69,287. Quite reasonable, if you measure your days in digital blizzards.
And what is the meaning of this grand maneuver? Only that “Strategy” has, with the tenacity of a gulag guard, pressed on—piling up Bitcoin, marching ever deeper into the tundra of the crypto wilds. Perhaps, in a hundred years, our descendants will unearth these tales and laugh, or cry, or just buy more Bitcoin.
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2025-05-12 15:45