Somewhere in the sun-baked halls of Arizona’s government, where the only thing drier than the weather is the sense of fiscal responsibility, the Senate has nudged SB 1373—their second attempt at a Bitcoin reserve bill—through the labyrinthine gauntlet that is the legislative process. That’s right, dear reader: the state’s lawmakers, not content with their first effort (presumably vetoed for being too heavy on the blockchain and too light on, say, common sense), have slapped a new number on the bill and sent it waddling off to Governor Hobbs. 🏦✨
Governor Hobbs, meanwhile, is probably having flashbacks to SB 1025, which she vetoed with the sort of finality usually reserved for expired milk. And yet, hope springs eternal—or perhaps it’s just Denial, Arizona’s most popular export after heatstroke—as the fate of the Grand Canyon State’s Bitcoin reserve strategy now hinges on the governor’s pen…assuming she doesn’t just use it to doodle a dollar sign with a line through it.
Will Arizona finally join the crypto-cowboy frontier? Or will SB 1373 end up in the digital dustbin alongside all those Bitcoin wallets nobody can remember the password for? Place your bets, grab your popcorn 🍿, and try not to check your online portfolio. The next move could be legendary—or at least worth a laugh.
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2025-05-07 08:24