Ripple Holders: 4 Wild Signals XRP Might Explode So Hard You’ll Actually Feel Something

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You know who’s having a good year? XRP holders. Yeah, those guys. If you bought this thing 12 months ago, good for you. You’re up 330%. That’s right, 330%! You could practically buy yourself a Larry David wig at this point—maybe even one of those sweaters I wear, if you find a sale.

The XRP Lottery: Someone’s Winning (Not Me, But Someone)

Even if you jumped in on New Year’s Eve after the champagne and bad decisions, you’re up 5%. Hey, it’s not much, but it’s more than the interest on my checking account. Now, before we get too excited, let’s compare it to Bitcoin. Because, of course, there’s always Bitcoin. Bitcoin’s up 13.5% in April, XRP’s up 4%. You feel great about your Ripple, until your friend with Bitcoin orders lobster at dinner. You know that guy.

But let’s not whine—Ethereum did even worse! ETH actually dumped in April. So, I guess, congratulations? XRP: you’re not last, just… not first. Let’s get into the “magic crypto sauce” that’s supposed to send XRP flying higher next.

1. XRP’s Inverse Bullish Whatever Pattern 🐻🔄🐂

$XRP looks to be breaking out of an inverse head and shoulders pattern, with a potential upside target between $2.70 and $2.90.

— Ali (@ali_charts) April 28, 2025

So apparently, some chart wizard called this “inverse head and shoulders” thing. Is it medical? Is it yoga? Who knows! But Ali Martinez, master of the squiggly lines, says XRP could pop above $2.70! Maybe even $2.90. That’s a 30% jump. In the stock market, that’d be astonishing. In crypto, it’s brunch. Wake me up when it triples overnight, then I’ll spit out my coffee.

2. Eric Trump Swings at SWIFT, Suddenly XRP Is the Solution? 🏦🚫

YOU’RE FRUSTRATED WITH XRP.

We get it.

Private ledgers. Silence. Slow price action.

It feels like being left behind.

But listen to what Eric Trump just said:

“Swift is an absolute disaster… every Friday I wonder if a wire will make it before the 4pm cutoff.”

…

— All Things XRP (@XRP_investing) April 30, 2025

So Eric Trump—yes, that Eric Trump—goes on TV and tells the world, “SWIFT is a disaster.” I mean, for once, I agree with an Eric Trump. I’ve been waiting outside banks since 1997. If I had a nickel for every time I missed the wire cutoff, I could buy, well… more XRP, probably. According to him, banks could be extinct soon. Feels nice to be holding something the banks hate. Maybe my mother will finally be impressed!

“SWIFT is an absolute disaster. There’s not a week that goes by that I’m not either trying to send out a wire on a Friday afternoon or receive a wire on a Friday afternoon, and you’re worried if you’re going to hit that 4 o’clock cutoff time, where you might not see whatever funds your supposed to be receiving in the ordinary course of business for another 72 hours.”

So, if XRP nabs even a sliver of SWIFT’s market, the moon isn’t enough. We might have to invent a new planet. “LarryCoin,” maybe—I’ll get to work on that.

3. XRP ETFs: Wall Street Hates Fun But Loves Money 💼🤓💰

Would love to hear directly from Atkins, but all good chance of happening. Here’s our latest odds of approval for all the dif spot ETFs via @JSeyff

— Eric Balchunas (@EricBalchunas) April 30, 2025

Bloomberg’s Eric Balchunas is giving us odds now—isn’t this what all great financial analysis has come to? We’re a coin flip away from putting our retirement on “red.” He says XRP Spot ETF approval has a good shot in 2025. The odds: 85%. Hey, that’s practically a guarantee in crypto, where the other 15% is just “exchange got hacked.”

Bitcoin went ETF, then boom, new all-time highs. The SEC’s looking at this, thinking, “Should we approve more?” Probably while they’re at lunch. If this thing gets the green light, Wall Street gets a taste, and suddenly your XRP investment feels a little less like a lottery ticket and a little more like a 401(k)… but, you know—still very much a lottery ticket.

Futures-based funds already got approval, so we’re halfway there. Just waiting on the final SEC tap. Tap, SEC, tap! Don’t leave us hanging.

4. All the Moving Averages Love XRP Right Now 📈🤷‍♂️

TradingView says XRP is a “Strong Buy” across every moving average they can find. 10-day? Love it. 200-day? Even more love. It’s like when every member of your family somehow likes your new haircut. Suspicious, isn’t it? But if the charts say buy, who are we to argue? (We are, of course, people with commitment issues, but still.)

By the way, remember that $1,000 you could’ve put into XRP back in 2018 instead of buying three pairs of ugly shoes and a blender you never used? Yeah, it’d be worth… well, you don’t want to know. Trust me. Go hug the blender, it’ll hurt less.

So there you have it: XRP might rip, or it might just sit there while you check Coinbase for the 100th time today. Welcome to the world of crypto. 🙄🚀

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2025-05-03 13:58