If you thought your accountant was clever for finding an old coffee receipt, wait till you hear this! Saylor—yes, that Saylor—apparently looked at the financial markets and said, “Forget spreadsheets, let’s make lasagna out of Wall Street!”
So what did this financial mad scientist do? First—hold onto your toupee—he took $1.5 billion in stock, turned $500 million of that into Bitcoin (because, naturally), then Houdini’d that into a $1 billion gain faster than you can say, “Is this legal?” Suddenly, MicroStrategy isn’t just a tech company. It’s full-blown Bitcoin Willy Wonka. 🍫⛏️
But wait, the plot thickens like a New York cheesecake. Saylor cranked things up with some classic Mel Brooks—style chutzpah: “Step right up, folks, see the man turn $600 million in Bitcoin into a $3 billion magic ticket!” How? By issuing $3 billion in convertible bonds… with zero percent interest. That’s enough chutzpah for a Broadway musical. Five years to pay it back? By then, Bitcoin could be on Mars riding a Tesla, or crashed into your neighbor’s doghouse. Regardless, Saylor’s already counting his theoretical winnings: a $2.4 billion arbitrage gain, served upfront on the house! 💥🎩
The cherry on top? If Bitcoin keeps moonwalking, Saylor’s playbook gets filed next to “How to Get Rich in Thirty Minutes or Less” and “The Producers.” No need to sell widgets or manage employees—just borrow low, buy high, pray harder than a rabbi at Yom Kippur, and let Bitcoin do the rest. Is it genius, madness, or the plot to Saylor’s next musical? All I know is, your piggy bank looks jealous. 🐷🔨
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2025-04-30 23:34