Ah, the daily ritual of CoinDesk Indices, where the market tells its usual sad tale. Today’s plot twist? A miserable decline of 2%, and guess what? Pretty much everything is in the red. The CoinDesk 20 Index currently sits at 2733.26, a depressing drop of 2.0% (-57.08) since 4 p.m. ET on Tuesday. Isn’t that just *fantastic*?
Oh, and before you think the crypto market might be recovering, don’t get your hopes up—only one of the 20 assets is trading higher. It’s practically the market version of a participation trophy. 🎉
Now, let’s talk about the few brave souls who managed to keep their heads above water:
- Leaders: POL (+0.2%) and BTC (-0.6%). Yes, Bitcoin *technically* declined, but at least it’s not crashing like the rest.
And the real drama, the underperformers of the day, who are clearly trying to win the “Who Can Be the Most Miserable” contest:
For those still clinging to the idea that the CoinDesk 20 holds any weight in this market circus, let it be known—this index is a broad-based mess, traded across multiple platforms, and it looks just as lost as the rest of us. 🌍
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2025-04-30 17:35