What to know:
- Britain has unleashed a torrent of consultation papers on regulating crypto, presumably for those who find regular legalese insufficiently confusing.
- Soon, running a crypto exchange or tossing your very own “stable” coin into the wild may require actual permission—how terribly novel!
In a fit of legislative inspiration, the UK government—never one to miss an opportunity for paperwork—has published its latest draft rules regarding the crypto realm. One assumes the Ministry of Silly Regulations was involved.
Among the dazzling new ideas: regulating those wild souls operating cryptoasset trading exchanges and minting stablecoins (which, unlike my aunt’s soufflé, are supposed to remain stable). There will also be laws concerning market abuse, admissions, and disclosures, ensuring the only thing more volatile than crypto itself is the paperwork surrounding it.
For those who care about plot continuity, this regulatory melodrama began under Conservative leadership in 2023. Since then, Labour has waltzed in, promising to keep things—dare we say—“stable.” Former Economic Secretary Tulip Siddiq imparted that the grand plans drawn up by their predecessors are to be, if not cherished, at least performed like a particularly dull pantomime. Bravo, Ministers! 👏🎩💼
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