Behold the PumpFun tokens, strutting back onto the stage like a rockstar who *just* found their voice after an awkward silence—thirty thousand launches a day, a cruising volume past one billion dollars, and all the pomp of a crypto circus roaring back with a vengeance.
Amid this carnival, three merry jesters have somehow outdanced the chaos: Alchemist AI (ALCH), FARTCOIN (yes, you read that right), and AI Rig Complex (ARC), each brandishing technicolor stories, chart acrobatics, and crowds of intrigued onlookers.
Alchemist AI (ALCH)
Imagine a sorcerer, or rather a coder who waves no wand but drafts spells in plain English—that’s Alchemist AI, a no-code platform letting mere mortals conjure applications with just a whisper of commands.
In the last week, ALCH pirouetted upward nearly 40%, swelling its market cap to a princely $177 million, placing it prominently in the PumpFun Hall of Fame.
This élan signifies a lustrous appetite for AI tools that don’t require a PhD in Silicon Valley gibberish—software’s future might just be as easy as ordering coffee, not decoding ancient runes.
Technically speaking, ALCH is eyeballing a resistance barrier near $0.229, a proverbial dragon guarding the next treasure trove.
If our brave knight of momentum slays this beast, expect a gallop past $0.25 toward peaks unknown. But beware! Should the crowd lose its fervor and the $0.173 moat breach, our hero might slide back to $0.132—or worse, the dreaded $0.099 abyss.
FARTCOIN
Enter FARTCOIN, the untamed jester of PumpFun’s crypto carnival, boasting a bloated $1.08 billion market cap and a cheeky 20% price jump in a mere seven days—truly a testament that even nonsense can have staying power.
Since March’s bleak dawn, FARTCOIN has stubbornly climbed while many crypto stars stumbled, rocketing 329% in defiance—and laughter.
Chart enthusiasts will note FARTCOIN’s EMA lines serenading us with a bullish tune, short terms hovering above the long, like nimble dancers with impressive stamina.
The next showstopper is at $1.20—a breakout could shoot this gas-powered jest toward $1.60, but a loss of wind might draw it back to $0.965 or, heaven forbid, $0.717. Hold your noses.
AI Rig Complex (ARC)
Now, to ARC—our tragic hero who took a 91% nosedive between February and April, hurtling through the crypto stratosphere’s less forgiving clouds.
Yet, like a stubborn phoenix (or a very confused AI), ARC clawed back nearly 31% in the past week, riding the wave of two hot trends: AI and PumpFun madness.
Behind ARC is Rig, an open-source playground where developers craft the equivalent of AI-agent Swiss Army knives—portable, modular, and surprisingly clever.
If bullish winds persist, ARC might tap resistance at $0.056, with further flirtations at $0.071 and $0.083 teasing the horizon.
Failing that, supports at $0.048 and $0.043 await—it’s a slippery slope from there, with $0.034 lurking in the shadows for those who fall too hard.
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