Oh, the Pi Network community is at it again, bless their hopeful little hearts. They’re back on their “1 Pi = $314,159” nonsense, and honestly, it’s giving me secondhand embarrassment. 🥴
Yes, you heard that right. Three hundred and fourteen thousand dollars. For one Pi. Because, you know, math. 3.14159. Get it? Hilarious. 🥧
Back in the day, when the hype train was still chugging along, people were like, “Oh, $3.14 would be nice.” But nooo, that wasn’t enough. Someone decided to slap a few extra zeros on there and call it a “Global Consensus Value.” Because why not? Dream big or go home, right? 🚀
Fast forward to the mainnet launch, and reality slapped them in the face like a wet fish. Pi’s actual value? A whopping $0.7393. Down 1.52% in 24 hours. Market cap? $5.08 billion. Trading volume? Down 45.66%. But hey, who needs facts when you’ve got ✨hope✨?
Then, like a moth to a flame, Pi Network News tweeted, “$Pi = 314,159$ GCV. World will agree with this price. Do you agree with this consensus price?” And just like that, the community was back on their delusional bullsh*t. 🐂💩
Of course, skeptics are rolling their eyes so hard they might fall out of their heads. But the Pioneers? Oh, they’re holding onto that dream like it’s the last lifeboat on the Titanic. 🚢 Whether the world will ever accept Pi at such a ludicrous value is anyone’s guess. But for now, it’s the kind of speculation that’s equal parts hilarious and tragic. 🎭
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2025-04-15 14:31