In a shocking turn of events that no one saw coming (except maybe everyone who’s ever used the internet), KuCoin, the cryptocurrency exchange that’s as reliable as a weather forecast, has assured its users that their assets are safe. This comes after a massive network outage that was, of course, linked to Amazon Web Services (AWS). Because why wouldn’t it be? 🤷♂️
The platform, known for its “temporary” disruptions (which is just a fancy way of saying “we’re working on it, maybe”), has promised that the team is on the case. “Our technical team is urgently working on a fix, and the recovery time will be announced separately,” they said. Translation: “We have no idea when this will be fixed, but we’ll let you know when we do. Maybe.”
But wait, there’s more! Earlier today, Binance, the other crypto giant that’s as stable as a Jenga tower in an earthquake, also experienced a similar AWS-related outage. They’ve since reopened withdrawals, but users might experience delays. Because nothing says “trust us with your money” like a good old-fashioned delay. 🕒
Meanwhile, KuCoin has urged users to be “wary” of false information. Which is rich, coming from a platform that’s currently as functional as a screen door on a submarine. 🚪
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2025-04-15 12:03