Pi Coin to Hit $1? You Won’t Believe What Happens Next!

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So, Pi Network, bless its heart 🙄, is apparently getting all cozy with the Ethereum blockchain. They say it’s going to “revolutionize” things. You know, like when I tried to “revolutionize” my kitchen by putting the cereal boxes in alphabetical order. It lasted a day.

Brian Christian Alexander – a name that just screams “trustworthy crypto guru” – announced that developers can now link their ERC-20 wallets. Because who doesn’t have an ERC-20 wallet these days? It’s as essential as a good muffin recipe. They’re talking about “seamless payments 🔥”. Seamless, like my attempts to avoid eye contact with the cashier when my coupon doesn’t work.

Simply link your ERC-20 wallet (starting with 0x, 42 characters) — and enjoy seamless payments 🔥

This is just the beginning…CT is now connecting Web3 to the power of Ethereum. New avenues for dApps, monetization and real-world utility have opened up.

Join today — the next…

— The Times of PiNetwork (@PiNetwork24X7) April 14, 2025

And apparently, Chainlink – which sounds like a medieval torture device, but okay – has added Pi Network to its “suite” of data feeds. A suite! Like a fancy hotel room where you can watch Pi’s price go up and down in real-time. Exciting!

In just the past week, 22 new assets became supported by Chainlink Data Streams ↓

— Chainlink (@chainlink) April 12, 2025

Even though you can already trade Pi on places like OKX (sounds vaguely threatening), Gate.io (is that a compliment?), and Bitget (I hope it’s not painful), the Pi enthusiasts are holding out for Binance. Because that’s the golden ticket. Like winning a lifetime supply of dental floss.

This whole thing started as a “mobile mining experiment.” Which sounds about as productive as my attempt to learn the ukulele. But hey, the token’s up 36%! Maybe I should have mined Pi instead of practicing “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” for my cat. 😼

And now they’re talking about a “token burn.” Which, I assume, involves setting digital money on fire. Because that’s how you create value, right? 🔥 It’s supposed to offset inflation, which is a word that makes me think of balloons and birthday parties, not economics. 🎈

Pi price outlook

So, Pi is teetering around $0.75. The “RSI” (whatever that is) is near 66. Sounds like a bingo number. If it goes up, traders might see a “short-term pullback.” Which, in my experience, usually involves a nap and a bag of potato chips.

PI 4-hour chart | Source: Trading View

The “Bollinger Bands” are widening. Sounds like a support group for rubber bands. If it breaks past $0.80, we could see a rally towards $1! 🎉 If not, there’s a “band-midline” at $0.62. So many lines! It’s like a connect-the-dots puzzle, but with money.

And the “MACD” is “positive with a bullish crossover.” I’m pretty sure that’s what the fortune cookie said last week. But the “histogram” is flattening. Which means… something. Probably not good. 🤷‍♀️

PI 4-hour chart | Source: Trading View

Oh, and they’re adding 2.3 million tokens today. Which means it’s going to be… “volatile.” Like my mood after three cups of coffee. ☕

2.3 million $PI unlock.

2.3m $PI will be added into circulation today. Volatility expected. #PiNetwork

— MOON JEFF 🪐 (@CRYPTOAD00) April 14, 2025

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2025-04-14 19:50