Binance Drama: CZ’s Hilarious Comeback to Wild Accusations!

So, Changpeng Zhao, the big cheese of Binance, is throwing shade at some pretty juicy accusations from Ari Paul, the BlockTower founder. Apparently, he’s not been charged with money laundering or fraud. Shocking, right? 🙄

He’s also reassured us that all customer assets are as safe as a cat in a sunbeam. “Multiple agencies have looked very closely at this,” he quipped, probably while sipping a latte. ☕️

But wait, there’s more! Earlier this week, the Wall Street Journal decided to spice things up by reporting that CZ agreed to spill the beans on Tron’s Justin Sun as part of some plea deal with the U.S. Department of Justice. Because who doesn’t love a good gossip session? 📜

In a classic move, CZ accused WSJ of being paid to smear him. He’s like, “People in witness protection don’t end up in prison!” Well, tell that to the former Binance boss who spent months in a low-security correctional facility in Lompoc, California. Talk about a plot twist! 🎭

Meanwhile, Sun, the Tron founder, is playing the innocent card, claiming he’s “not aware” of the latest “rumor.” He’s also showering CZ with compliments, calling him his “mentor” and “close friend.” Aww, isn’t that sweet? 💖

“DOJ wanted your dirt on everyone”

But hold your horses! Paul is not having it. He’s calling CZ a liar, claiming he didn’t get more than 25 years for money laundering and terrorism financing because the DOJ wanted his “dirt on everyone else in crypto.” Sounds like a reality show waiting to happen! 📺

Paul insists that the WSJ is “drastically underreporting” what CZ actually gave to the government. Because, of course, we all need a little drama in our lives! 🎭

The most regulated person in the world

In response, CZ is like, “Paul is mixing up anti-money laundering with actual money laundering. One’s a failure to prevent it, the other is doing it yourself. Totally different!” He’s basically the world’s most regulated person now. Who knew compliance could be so entertaining? 😂

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2025-04-13 11:04