Fed Goes Money-Mad—Is Bitcoin the Crowned King?

When the illustrious Federal Reserve official Neel Kashkari graced the airwaves of CNBC, he teased us with chatter of his “magical liquidity dispenser.” Naturally, the clever folks at Crypto X squealed with delight, imagining a fresh flood of dollar bills descending from those hallowed marble halls. But if these verdant paper birds do take flight, what new fancy might lie in store for our beloved Bitcoin? 🤔

Alas, it remains most uncertain whether the Fed will employ these fabled tools to shower the markets with liquidity. The dignitaries at this fine institution, in their infinite wisdom, keep insisting they’re far too prudent for any hasty antics—especially amid this grandiose tariff tango.

Apparently, they’re waiting for the U.S. and its international dance partners to finalize their moves, according to the ever-so-patient Kashkari.

US Core CPI Inflation is back below 3% for the first time in 4 years. This should be enough for the Fed to resume cutting rats in June.

— Charlie Bilello (@charliebilello) April 10, 2025

Yet, as if in a most riveting plot twist, the Fed finds itself utterly enraptured with the modest inflation rate of 2.4%—so much so that it would prefer to keep fanning the inflation flames down to 2% before pursuing any other grand ambition. Pragmatic? Perhaps. Exciting? Not so much.

For the first time in five years, the monthly price dip reached a scarce 0.1%. Confetti all around, anyone? 🎉

BREAKING: Core CPI Inflation in the US just fell below 3.0% for the first time since March 2021 🇺🇸

— The Kobeissi Letter (@KobeissiLetter) April 10, 2025

Trump, of course, wrings his hands in anticipation, desperately hoping the Fed will give interest rates a sporting chop to lend the markets a little boost. But the Fed, presumably with a stiff upper lip, appears content to keep inflation calmly pressed down while ignoring the presidential pleas.

Various experts suggest that the big man in the White House wants a weaker dollar to peddle more American knick-knacks abroad and quell that pesky trade deficit. Kashkari, though, doesn’t so much as raise an eyebrow at the whole hullabaloo.

This difference of opinions has fermented a slow-burn drama between Trump and Fed Chair Jerome Powell. Rumor has it the President dreams of banishing Powell via the Supreme Court, yet—tragically for the theatrics—he lacks the direct power to do so.

Will the Fed add liquidity to the markets?

The immediate answer, dear reader, is “not just yet.” Kashkari proclaims that the grand monetary authorities could deploy their liquidity bazookas (oh, how thrilling!), but only if the market desperately needs a rescue. The 90-day tariff intermission, however, has yet to make the situation any less foggy.

Any economist worth their vintage wine might argue that, with grand forecasts of economic doom and gloom, the Fed could have offered the markets some flirty encouragement by trimming interest rates. Then again, perhaps that’d be far too straightforward—and not nearly as entertaining.

The rise in bond yields, much like a butler trying to deliver a cryptic warning, suggests a feeble economy. Kashkari concedes the Fed notices such signals. Still, our venerable policymakers hold their cards close, hoping to avoid prematurely conjuring more liquidity and fanning inflation’s embers. After all, when in doubt, best to stand poised in comedic suspense—especially during a tariff escapade that leaves everyone scratching their heads. 🤷‍♂️

In an unusual turn, the U.S. dollar has slouched in these tempestuous times. Kashkari interprets it as investors shifting their affections elsewhere. We do adore a good twist of loyalty, don’t we?

Behold, the Fed’s not-so-glamorous predicament: inflation still hovers above the 2% sweet spot, yet high interest rates choke mortgage-holders and complicate the national debt. Is there any tidy resolution to this predicament? One can only imagine the theatrics behind the scenes.

How does inflation affect the crypto market?

Should the Fed get carried away by the joys of liquidity—by whichever perplexing means—it remains uncertain if the printing press shall bellow forth or if another cunning mechanism awaits. Still, the cheeky club called Crypto X roared with a single conviction: “Money printers at the ready!” 🤡

Kashkari, ever the gentleman, insists there are other more refined tools, like the Standing Repo Facilities—liquidity by any other name would smell as sweet, though presumably with fewer dancing dollar bills.

— The ₿itcoin Therapist (@TheBTCTherapist) April 11, 2025

Ah, but a brisk spurt of inflation might still visit us if the Fed opts to pour on the liquidity. Their solemn goal, however, is to prevent such an inflationary spree from morphing into a full-blown carnival. This is, without question, the stuff of captivating drama.

Historically, whiffs of inflation send people scrambling for alternative ways to preserve their wealth, and naturally they glance at crypto with a glint in their eye. Times of such glorious economic chaos often become the stage for cryptos to pirouette into the spotlight.

We still recall Bitcoin’s triumphant gallop after that fainthearted sell-off brought on by COVID-19’s global dance. Truly, chaos is Bitcoin’s favorite fuel. ⛽

Bitcoin is powered by Chaos.

— Michael Saylor (@saylor) April 10, 2025

Admittedly, Bitcoin does produce fresh coins each day. One might call it “Bitcoin’s brand of inflation,” but rest assured, these new arrivals trickle in at an ever-diminishing pace, halting altogether once 21 million coins have been realized. A polite contrast to certain central banks that happily conjure new currency on a whim.

As the reigning crypto with a strict supply, Bitcoin strives to present itself as an antidote to inflation woes. Its egalitarian nature and independence from government caprices bolster trust each time mere mortals lose faith in those robed institutions full of interest rates and confusion.

To be fair, Bitcoin’s short-term price theatrics can make it look like a balloon in a windstorm—no shortage of ups and downs. Yet many see its long-term prestige as a harbor of value. And while Bitcoin does occasionally dance with traditional stocks, it hasn’t entirely succumbed to that waltz, so it remains a dashing alternative in the grand pageant of modern finance. 💃

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2025-04-12 18:35