Crypto Whales’ April Fools: The Altcoins They’re Betting On

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In a week where the only thing more volatile than the crypto market was Donald Trump’s Twitter feed, the so-called “whales” of the digital ocean decided to make a splash. 🐋

On-chain data, that cryptic oracle of the blockchain, reveals that these deep-pocketed denizens have been busy accumulating select altcoins, perhaps in a bid to outshine the chaos of the real world. Confidence? Or sheer madness? Only time will tell.

Dogecoin (DOGE)

Ah, Dogecoin. The meme coin that refuses to die, much like a bad joke at a dinner party. This week, the whales have been gobbling up DOGE like it’s the last shrimp cocktail at a yacht club. 🍤

According to Santiment, those holding between 100 million and 1 billion DOGE have added a staggering 1.41 billion coins to their treasure chests, worth over $220 million. Their total holdings now stand at 25.68 billion DOGE, a figure so large it could probably buy Elon Musk’s next whimsical tweet.

If this trend continues, DOGE might just break through the $0.17 resistance and aim for $0.23. Or, you know, it could crash and burn. Such is the thrill of crypto. 🎢

Worldcoin (WLD)

Worldcoin, the brainchild of Sam Altman, is another token that’s caught the whales’ fancy. Currently trading at $0.74 (down 1% this week, because why not?), WLD has seen whales holding between 100,000 and 1,000,000 tokens accumulate 2.63 million coins worth $1.94 million. 🐳

If this accumulation continues, WLD might just defy the broader market’s downward spiral. Or it might not. Who knows? Certainly not the whales, who seem to be playing a high-stakes game of financial roulette. 🎰

Ondo (ONDO)

Finally, we have Ondo, the token that’s all about real-world assets (RWA). Because nothing says “crypto” like tying it to something tangible, right? 🏠

Whales holding between 1 million and 10 million ONDO have snapped up 19.41 million tokens worth $17 million in the past week. Their total holdings now stand at 702.37 million coins, a number so precise it’s almost poetic.

If this sparks a wider accumulation frenzy, it could signal a renewed interest in RWA-based assets. Or it could just be another blip in the crypto cosmos. 🌌

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2025-04-12 15:11