OMG! BTC’s Back! SOL Skyrockets! 🚀💰

Hark! Bitcoin, that whimsical jester of the financial realm, hath deigned to grace us with a more pleasing countenance these past few days. Indeed, the digital bauble hath ascended to the lofty height of $84,000, a summit not seen in a week’s turning. Quelle surprise! 🎭

And lo, the altcoins, those merry pranksters of the crypto-carnival, have also capered with impressive gains! Among them, Solana (SOL), that nimble harlequin, doth emerge as the top trouper from the troupe of ten largest. Bravo! 👏

BTC Eyes $84K

A tumultuous week it was, filled with the bluster and bombast of President Trump’s trade war—a tempest in a teapot, one might say. We didst prattle on about the moves and counter-moves, each development causing a veritable earthquake in the markets. Should you care to revisit our ramblings, thou art welcome. 🙄

Alas, BTC’s weekly nadir was a sight most displeasing! On Monday (and again, almost identically, on Wednesday), the asset plunged to a five-month low of a mere $74,000. A drop of $14,000 since the previous Wednesday! Mon Dieu! 😱

Yet, fear not! The cryptocurrency, like a phoenix from the ashes (or perhaps a jester from the dungeon), reacted favorably to the tariff pause (except, of course, for China, where the drama escalated). Bitcoin, spurred on by the delightful US CPI data for March, clambered above $82,000 on Wednesday evening and tapped $84,000 on Friday and earlier on Saturday. A veritable triumph! 🥳

Now, it stands close to that vaunted level, its market cap puffed up to $1.660 trillion, and its dominance over the altcoins a sturdy 60.5%. Magnifique! 😎

SOL Rises

Most altcoins have donned their greenest garb today, and Solana’s native token leads the charge. SOL hath gained around 6% and now sits close to $125, having previously wallowed in the two-digit doldrums earlier this week. A remarkable recovery! 🤩

Ethereum doth hold court at $1,600, XRP stands proudly above the coveted $2, DOGE bounces with a 3.5% gain, while TRX hath tapped $0.25. In contrast, TON and HBAR suffer minor losses. C’est la vie! 🤷

PI hath surged the most from the top 50 alts, leaping by 12% and trading above $0.65. ONDO follows suit with a 6% increase. Fortune favors the bold! ✨

The total crypto market cap hath swelled by over $50 billion overnight, reaching a grand total of $2.745 trillion. A veritable cornucopia of riches! 🤑