Alright, so the EU decided to hit the “snooze button” on its retaliatory tariffs for 90 days—kinda like they’re saying, “Let’s be cordial… for now.” Meanwhile, Trump went and did the same thing with global tariffs. It’s like a couple of frenemies agreeing to hold hands for a minute (awkwardly) while everyone else waits to see who blinks first. 🤨
European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen chimed in with, “We want to give negotiations a chance.” Very sweet. But hey, it’s more like: “Look, we can play nice, but don’t get too comfy, because if this negotiation train derails, we’re laying down some heavy-duty taxes.” Kinda like telling someone, “I’ll give you time to fix this, but I’m definitely keeping your number on Block if it doesn’t work out.” 🤔
Now, the EU was poised to slap about €21 billion (that’s $23 billion) worth of U.S. goods—I’m talking everything from widgets to waffles. All because the U.S. slapped a 25% tariff on steel and aluminum, which apparently rubbed Europe the wrong way (who knew metal could be so emotional?).
So we’ve got a 90-day pause, both sides are pretending to be all diplomatic, and everyone’s trying not to storm off. But let’s be honest: the EU’s got its Plan B ready to go if this whole “ice cream social” of a negotiation sours. In the meantime, let’s see if anybody actually manages to settle these little spats without flipping a table. 🧐
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2025-04-10 17:14