“Correct, and that’s all it equals,” as if Bitcoin were a pet rock rather than a digital fortune! 🪨💸
Schiff continued his jest with commentary implying that Bitcoin, during the latest stock market sneeze, was about as reliable as a three-legged cat at a dog show. “Gold, now that’s a proper store of value, a delightful refuge from inflation,” he mused, while Bitcoin remained the risky romantic that could rise or fall based on the whims of the market—greed and ignorance dancing a waltz! 💃🕺
Binance CEO Says Tariff Mayhem May Benefit Crypto
In a twist that would make any soap opera proud, Binance CEO Richard Teng weighed in on the latest tariff debacle. He wisely suggested that this swirling tempest of economic uncertainty might just bestow some blessings upon the crypto kingdom in the long run. More chaos equals more investment in crypto as a “non-sovereign store of value”—how charmingly optimistic! 🎢💰
Despite Bitcoin’s reputation for calmness on “Liberation Day” (spoiler: it wasn’t very liberated), it still tripped down to a new low of $74,434 whilst the global stock markets took a nosedive. At this very moment, Bitcoin is gracing us with its presence at $77,344, down a smidgen of 1.38%—though we fancy it’s just playing hard to get. 📉🐾
8,900% Liquidation Imbalance Stuns XRP Bulls
Now, let’s wade into the delightful puddle of XRP carnage! Yesterday (April 8, for those keeping score), the XRP futures decided to play a cruel joke with an astonishing liquidation imbalance of 8,909%! Within the span of an hour, XRP’s price had a minor meltdown of about 2.7%—and yet, one must ask, who’s counting? It appears that nearly a million bucks worth of long positions were flushed away like last weekend’s leftovers, totaling $980,220 compared to a mere $11,130 for the shorts. 🍽️💔
Overall liquidations touched a staggering $240.15 million within 24 hours, and our dear XRP was among the features on this thrilling amusement park ride of finance. For the cherry on the cake, while Bitcoin saw the grandest single liquidation at $4.76 million, XRP’s wild antics kept it firmly among the top three assets of the day—all without a sense of decorum! 🎠💣
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