- TRUMP memecoin having absolute nightmare (-19.84% *weeps into wine glass*) 🍷
- Whales going totally bonkers, having fire sale like it’s Boxing Day at Harrods 🐋
v. v. bad day for TRUMP holders. Feel like proper mess, might delete portfolio later. 😩
OMG! Major drama alert! 🚨 Some mega whale (probably having mid-life crisis) just dumped 260k TRUMP tokens on Binance like hot potato. Made cool $2.048M USDC though – not too shabby for mental breakdown. Then, as if copying friend’s homework, another whale got FOMO and sold 309,514 tokens. Lost $14.06M! V.v. embarrassing. Will definitely need therapy after this.
Number of cigarettes: 12
Number of panic sells witnessed: 2
Number of whales having emotional breakdown: Also 2
Calories consumed while watching chart: 3,427
Current situation absolutely diabolical. Price at measly $7.3 (down 19.84% – v.v. bad). Must resist urge to drunk-trade. 🍸
Market looking proper mess, like my flat after Saturday night bender. Funding rate gone negative (bit like bank account after Christmas). Shorts paying longs – v.v. complicated, like relationship status. 🤔
More sellers than buyers (reminds self of dating life). Spot netflows positive – though nothing else feeling positive right now. Beginning to think should have listened to Mum about stable government job. 😫
Order delta looking like my weight loss journey – going down, down, down. RSI in oversold territory (bit like self-esteem after checking portfolio).
Final thoughts: Might need to hit $7.7 to turn things around. Otherwise, heading to $6.5 (like my dating standards after prolonged singledom). Time for large glass of Chardonnay and pretend this all isn’t happening. 🍷
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