In a twist that could make even a seasoned bureaucrat chuckle, SEC Chair Paul Atkins declared that the grand tapestry of Reg Crypto now lounges under the scrutinizing eyes of the White House Office of Information and Regulatory Affairs. Imagine, four whole years for crypto startups to chase dreams and dollars without the dull burden of immediate registration. A luxury, indeed, in a world where rules usually bite faster than reality.
And as if that weren’t enough to tickle the irony bone, Atkins hinted at yet another stroke of brilliance-a separate innovation exemption, poised to descend upon the tokenization circus in mere weeks. Because why settle for clarity when you can have a gentle drizzle of chaos, all wrapped in the comforting guise of legality?
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