In a move that’d make the Joads scratch their heads, Cryptocom’s high-falutin’ CEO, Kris Marszalek, has gone and dropped a whopping $70 million on the domain AI.com. That’s right, seventy million smackers-enough to buy a whole valley of grapes-just for a web address. And what’s he fixin’ to do with it? Build some fancy AI platform, he says, one that’ll message, trade stocks, and probably tell you when to water your petunias. All paid in cryptocurrency, mind you, because nothing says “future” like digital coins and robot overlords.
Marszalek’s plannin’ to slap this AI contraption on a Super Bowl ad, where it’ll dazzle folks between beer commercials and halftime shows. Imagine it: a machine smarter than the average farmer, but dumber than a mule when it comes to common sense. And he’s callin’ this the next big wave, like AI’s gonna roll in and wash away all our troubles. Or maybe just our jobs. Either way, it’s a hell of a gamble, and one thing’s for sure-this ain’t your grandpappy’s gold rush.
So, here we are, watchin’ the rich get richer and the robots get smarter. Meanwhile, the rest of us are still tryin’ to figure out how to pay the light bill. But hey, at least we’ll have an AI to complain to about it. Progress, they call it. Or maybe just another way to keep us all distracted. Either way, it’s a sight to behold-like a dust storm on the horizon, comin’ whether we like it or not.
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