Bitcoin (BTC), the crypto market’s latest heartthrob, has led the charge in a selloff so dramatic it makes a soap opera finale look tame. After slipping below its crucial buy zone like a date who just found out you still use AOL, Bitcoin hit $72,889 on Tuesday-its first dip since November, or as we like to call it, the “pre-apocalypse era.”
Bitcoin Price Falls on Leverage Flashouts
Behold! Over 167,000 traders were flash-opped like they were on a rollercoaster at a funeral. $730 million liquidated in 24 hours? That’s enough to buy a small island… if you could still find one not owned by Elon. And let’s not forget the $528 million in long positions-because nothing says “confidence” like betting on a bull market while wearing a bear costume.
According to CoinGlass, Bitcoin’s Open Interest (OI) has been shrinking since October 11, now hovering at $52.7 billion. It’s like watching a deflating balloon animal at a toddler’s birthday party-soaring hopes, sad realities.
Bitwise CIO Issues Cautionary Note
Enter Matt Hougan, Bitwise’s CIO, who’s here to rain on your crypto parade. He claims Bitcoin’s been in a bear market since early 2025-because nothing says “bull market” like investors blindfolded by regulatory clarity and institutional hype. “This isn’t a correction,” he declared. “It’s a full-bore crypto winter, Leonardo DiCaprio in The Revenant-style!” Translation: Grab a parka, a bear spray, and a therapist.
What’s Next?
Hougan insists the bottom is “closer,” thanks to a four-year bear cycle entering its final act. Sounds like the last scene of a really long, really sad opera. Meanwhile, Santiment’s data reveals OGs selling like it’s Black Friday at the “End of the World Emporium,” while retail investors buy back in-because nothing says “smart move” like buying the dip with a credit card.
If Bitcoin can’t defend $73k, brace for a $69k plunge. It’s the crypto version of “If you don’t have anything nice to say, just sell everything and cry in a bunker.” Stay classy, crypto bros.
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2026-02-04 01:07