The Pi Network Core Team just whipped out a shiny new toy: Pi Network Ventures, a $100 million DApp fund—which sounds impressive, until you realize the crowd isn’t clapping, they’re booing! Instead of cheers and happy emojis, long-time Pioneers are looking at the announcement like it’s a salad at a steakhouse.
Pioneers Feel Betrayed by Ventures Fund
Meet Dr Altcoin (PhD in Disappointment): he says over 94% of Pioneers never even got a whiff of 1,000 Pi, thanks to some very creative accounting on referral and ambassador bonuses. Now, the big pitch is: “Remember those DApps we promised you years ago? Well, now we’ll actually build them—just don’t ask where the old bonus money went. Or look too closely at the magician’s sleeve!” 🎩✨
Do you hear the sound of Pioneers’ patience popping like popcorn? Since 2021, users have been on a KYC merry-go-round, riding through a thrilling series of delays, deadline dodges, and magic tricks worthy of Vegas. When asked where those promised 100 live DApps are, the Core Team responds with a MasterClass in Vague: “Hey, look—over there! Hackathons! Ad revenue! Is that a distraction I hear?”
Delays and Lack of Transparency Shake Trust
For one glorious moment after the announcement, Pi’s price shot up faster than Mel Brooks in a parody of Wall Street. Then the details dropped, and so did the token—to $0.80, which may or may not buy you a cup of coffee in the metaverse. ☕💸
More than 70 million users, from almost every corner of the planet, built Pi Network from “We Have Pi!” to “Where Is the Pi?” Not with cash, but with something far rarer: faith. Now, many of them are wondering if the only thing decentralized was the disappointment.
Dr Altcoin declared, “Pioneers are not just users—we are the reason Pi exists. This silence from the Core Team speaks volumes.” (And here we thought Pi was infinite. Apparently, transparency isn’t.)
As frustration hits boiling point, here’s the punchline: if the Core Team keeps playing hide-and-seek with updates, they may soon find their 70 million Pioneers doing the disappearing act. Vanishing community, anyone? 🕵️♂️🎭
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2025-05-15 08:52