Oh, what a tangled web Pump.fun weaves! The lawsuit, as sticky as a giant peach, has squelched forward with a freshly amended complaint, while whispers (or rather, cackles) on social media claim the CEO is cooling his heels in a Brazilian cell. Jolly good show!
The class action lawsuit against the Solana memecoin platform Pump.fun has reached a point stickier than a jar of George’s Marvellous Medicine. 🧪
Judge Colleen McMahon, with a flick of her judicial wrist, granted the plaintiffs leave to file a second amended complaint. This, my dear readers, is the legal equivalent of a golden ticket-a turning point in this scrumptious saga of greed, gadgets, and gossip. 🎟️
Court Approves Amended Complaint Filing
Court documents, as dry as the Sahara but oh-so-juicy, reveal allegations against Pump.fun that would make even the BFG blush. 😳
The plaintiffs claim they’ve unearthed evidence as substantial as a giant’s footprint. The lawsuit alleges securities violations, RICO charges, and unjust enrichment-a veritable smorgasbord of legal nasties. 🍴
Pumpdotfun & Solana lawsuit update:
Leave to amend (file new complaint) GRANTED
“What appeared to be a fair, automated marketplace was, Plaintiffs say, structurally tilted to extract value from ordinary users while rewarding those with privileged access to Solana’s…
– Burwick Law (@BurwickLaw)
The claims suggest the marketplace was rigged like a wonky slot machine in a dodgy casino, systematically favoring those with privileged access to Solana’s infrastructure and Jito Lab’s transaction ordering tools. The defendants tried to dismiss the motion, but the court said, “Not so fast, my friends!” 🚫
Rumors of Pump.fun CEO Detention in Brazil Spread
Now, for the pièce de résistance: rumors as wild as the Twits’ garden parties have emerged about Pump.fun CEO Alon Cohen’s whereabouts. Social media posts, as reliable as the Grand High Witch’s promises, claim Cohen was detained in Brazil and faces potential U.S. charges. But hold your horses-no credible sources have confirmed these allegations. Yet. 🕵️♂️
🚨 BREAKING NEWS
The CEO, , has reportedly been detained in Brazil and is expected to face charges in the United States 👀
This may explain why Alon has not tweeted since then.
– Orange (@OAGInfinity)
Cohen’s last activity on X was on November 11, 2025. The rumors remain as unsubstantiated as the existence of the Snozzcumbers, with neither law enforcement nor official sources validating any detention claims. But oh, what a tale it would make! 📆
Stay tuned, dear readers, as this story unfolds with more twists than a chocolate river. 🌪️
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2025-12-17 17:40