🔥 Crypto Chaos: Bunni DEX Bows Out to Hackers! 😱

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Good news, folks! In a truly delightful plot twist only the crypto world can muster, the decentralized exchange Bunni has announced it’s going gentle into that good night – following an $8.4 million heist that would make anyone blush, even Wayne & Garth. 🎭 And just in this very week, it becomes the second crypto project team to throw in the towel, shaking its stamp collection and rejoicing in its newfound leisure! 💵

With a flourish that would impress a Broadway producer, the Bunni brigade announced in a Thursday tweet and scrawl that due to a non-existent stash of funds, they’ll be calling it quits. “Relaunching Bunni requires a king’s ransom in audits and eagle-eyed security monitors – figures that, regrettably, do not grace our bank account.” Not.

Now, who’s got the coin to pay for developers tripping over their own innovation? No one, thought Bunni. This ordeal comes on the heels of the Kadena brigade – a layer-1 blockchain fancy-pants – announcing its own cease of operations, blaming it on the big, bad wolf called Tough Market Conditions. 🦊

Bunni DEX: A Musical Absurdity!

Bunni was tipped off, or should I say “got the flick” on September 2, when crooked charmers managed to siphon off exactly $8.4 million – across Ethereum and the oh-so-exclusive Unichain network. Following the fiasco, the operations hit the brakes harder than Inspector Clouseau in Antarctica. 🚗❄️

On a September 4 blog post with all the pomp of a British coronation, Bunni diagnosed their software like a high school counselor – “Let’s take a good, hard look at your codebase.” Really, Bunni?

The talk of the town had been their exponential growth spurt, wherein its TVL soared from $2.23 million to nearly $80 million just as smoothly as you can imagine a ticker tape parade for a clown car accident. Couldn’t rival a rocket launch, but close enough! 🚀

The Flex: Code goes Open Source

But wait, there’s a silver lining! The Bunni brainiacs have turned what was once a pricey intellectual property into an open-source wonder, going from the Business Source License to the oh-so-generous MIT license. This means, dear developers, all the cool bunnie-dos are yours to exploit! 🦄

As for your beloved Bunni treasures? Fear not! The team promises asset withdrawals until they decide to pack up Defunct Circuits Forever! But wait, there’s more: after a round of due legal legalese, the remaining bounty will be doled out to BUNNI, LIT, and veBUNNI token holders. Meanwhile, the founders will walk away with not a dime – the romance of self-sacrifice! 💔

The Bunni gurus are also still hot on the trail to recover the stolen $8.4 million. Imagine them, mad with purpose, doubling as amateur detectives in a high-stakes game of Clue. “The case of the Missing Millions!” 🎩🕵️‍♂️

Kadena: A Tale of Founding Teamfarewell

Cue dramatic organ music. On Tuesday, Kadena’s founding virtuosos announced their departure from the stage, citing the villainous market conditions as the final straw. Like a phoenix, the Kadena network will continue – now fueled by the plea of community butterflies. The network’s native token, KDA, experienced a fall from grace, plummeting from grace by a whopping 70%. Now selling for a mere $0.06. Ouch, that’s socialism for you! 😁

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2025-10-23 09:58