Oh, my dears, gather ’round for the most deliciously scandalous financial tea! 🍵 The utterly fabulous Arthur Hayes, that charming rogue from BitMEX, has been causing quite a stir with his perfectly divine predictions about Bitcoin. Simply marvelous!
Darling, it’s all rather like a sophisticated game of musical chairs at one of my better cocktail parties. Hayes, addressing his absolutely enormous entourage of 674,800 followers (such popularity!), suggests that China’s yuan is performing a rather ungraceful swan dive, thanks to those terribly naughty money printers. How gauche! 🎭
“If not the Fed, then the PBOC will give us the yachtzee ingredients,” declares our dear Arthur, sounding positively theatrical. “Rather like a repeat performance of 2013 and 2015, darling. Do ignore China if you must, but don’t say I didn’t warn you!” 🎪
Now, 🧐
“One simply must be selective, darlings. Bitcoin is the caviar, while those other coins are merely… fish paste sandwiches at a suburban garden party. Frightfully common!” 🎩
In a perfectly splendid tête-à-tête, Hayes suggested that once Bitcoin prances past $100,000 – oh, how nouveau riche it all sounds! – those riskier assets might finally get their invitation to the party. And do keep an eye on Ethereum and Solana’s little performance, won’t you? Such drama! 🎭
As I pen this little missive, Bitcoin is lounging at $76,533, having dropped 3.5% in the last day. How terribly, terribly volatile – rather like my last marriage! 🍸
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2025-04-09 17:41